Category: Humour
November 18th, 2017 | Nicole Matei
4 Tips For Taking Your Man Sledding
Since your man is not a big mountain rider, it can be assumed he will not have a valuable opinion to contribute here. Fortunately, this means you can forgo involving him in…
September 19th, 2017 | Patrick Winlsow
How to Make Your First Ride of the Winter More Wheelie and Less Bad Feely
EVERYTHING hurt. Like everything. Shoulders, neck, back and quads. I was popping pain killers like candy. I couldn't stay awake in the evening but it was hard to get comfortable enough in…
August 25th, 2017 | Mountain Sledder
Farmer’s Almanac Winter 2018 Weather Forecast and Other Predictions
Once again, the Farmer’s Almanac brings us a long-term outlook that is big on headline and little on substance; here’s why their Winter 2018 weather forecast (that everyone gets so excited about…
August 21st, 2017 | Patrick Winlsow
Apparently, Not Everyone Hates Summer
I was in the post office this morning, making small talk with the lady behind the counter. She was bemoaning the fact that summer is almost over already, and I had to…
July 26th, 2017 | Mountain Sledder
Top 10 Things to Do When There’s No Snow
It's probably just best to embrace the fact that this is the middle of summer and there's no snow, and there won't be any for a long time yet. Here is a…
June 12th, 2017 | Marty Anderson
Quads vs Sleds – Time to Be Honest
Many snowmobilers have other motorized hobbies to help pass the arduously long summer days while we wait for the snow to return. This is a necessity as true throttle junkies will go…
May 5th, 2017 | Marty Anderson
BC Sledder Enters Race for Premier: Promises Powder Days
Any storm dropping in excess of 20cms of snow will put this protocol in effect. If there is a sunny day following within 48 hours then that day shall automatically be deemed…
April 16th, 2017 | Patrick Winlsow
Mechanics – The Most Interesting People in the World
What is it that makes mechanics just so damned interesting? For starters, did you know that there are only two types of people in the world that wash their hands before they go pee?…
April 24th, 2016 | Editor
10 Commandments of Sledding Style
The Lord said to Moses, “Come up to me on the mountain and stay here, and I will give you the tablets of stone with the law and commandments I have written…
December 28th, 2015 | Mountain Sledder
Holidays: Bug Humbah
Or Bah Humbug, whatever, the best part of the holidays is the Canadian Tire catalogue. Drive down to the ‘Tire and pick yourself up an axe (on sale of course, %70 off…