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Category: Humour

4 Tips For Taking Your Man Sledding

Since your man is not a big mountain rider, it can be assumed he will not have a valuable opinion to contribute here. Fortunately, this means you can forgo involving him in…

How to Make Your First Ride of the Winter More Wheelie and Less Bad Feely

EVERYTHING hurt. Like everything. Shoulders, neck, back and quads. I was popping pain killers like candy. I couldn't stay awake in the evening but it was hard to get comfortable enough in…

Farmer’s Almanac Winter 2018 Weather Forecast and Other Predictions

Once again, the Farmer’s Almanac brings us a long-term outlook that is big on headline and little on substance; here’s why their Winter 2018 weather forecast (that everyone gets so excited about…

Apparently, Not Everyone Hates Summer

I was in the post office this morning, making small talk with the lady behind the counter. She was bemoaning the fact that summer is almost over already, and I had to…

Top 10 Things to Do When There’s No Snow

It's probably just best to embrace the fact that this is the middle of summer and there's no snow, and there won't be any for a long time yet. Here is a…

Quads vs Sleds – Time to Be Honest

Many snowmobilers have other motorized hobbies to help pass the arduously long summer days while we wait for the snow to return. This is a necessity as true throttle junkies will go…

BC Sledder Enters Race for Premier: Promises Powder Days

Any storm dropping in excess of 20cms of snow will put this protocol in effect. If there is a sunny day following within 48 hours then that day shall automatically be deemed…

Mechanics – The Most Interesting People in the World

What is it that makes mechanics just so damned interesting? For starters, did you know that there are only two types of people in the world that wash their hands before they go pee?…

10 Commandments of Sledding Style

The Lord said to Moses, “Come up to me on the mountain and stay here, and I will give you the tablets of stone with the law and commandments I have written…

Holidays: Bug Humbah

Or Bah Humbug, whatever, the best part of the holidays is the Canadian Tire catalogue. Drive down to the ‘Tire and pick yourself up an axe (on sale of course, %70 off…