Category: Humour
March 11th, 2021 | Patrick Winlsow
A Guide To Loaning Your Snowmobile: Beg, Borrow, Steel
Unfortunately, borrowing a sled is not like borrowing your buddy’s Rocky DVD Box Set. Snowmobiles are dear to heart, damn expensive, and sadly, too easily damaged. Here's a guide to loaning your…
March 5th, 2020 | Marty Anderson
What Grocery Shopping Would Be Like If Sledders Acted in Public the Way Some Do Online
As you enter the store, you grab a grocery cart and start wheeling towards the back. The snow bikers immediately begin to make fun of your cart, telling you that you will…
May 8th, 2019 | Graham Bartsch
The Good Old Days…?
I suppose an argument could be made that the “good old days” happened between the ages of 10 and 17-ish. You basically had maid service up till that point.
December 14th, 2018 | Mountain Sledder
Which Sledder Personality Are You?
Spending time with different sorts of people is a big part of what makes snowmobiling so enjoyable from a social perspective. The saying goes, “Variety is the spice of life.” Well, ain’t…
November 27th, 2018 | Matthew Mallory
A (Somewhat Raunchy) Love Letter to Snow
I’ve loved the way you can transform the world from a drab, fall landscape into something bright, cold and welcoming. This is my love letter to snow.
November 12th, 2018 | Nicole Matei
How to Convince Your Boss to Let You Work Less and Sled More
It's time to slide down the ethical slope guilt-free by convincing your boss that more time on the sled will boost your job performance this winter. Here's how to talk your boss…
September 19th, 2018 | Patrick Winlsow
5 Reasons Why “Your Sled Sucks” Comments Have Gotta Go
You guys, c'mon, the never-ending negativity is the equivalent of blaring Chinese Democracy on the stereo over and over, on repeat...FOREVER. Even if you thought that album was good at one time (I didn't…
August 21st, 2018 | Marty Anderson
Heatstroke and Bear Bites: Why Summer Sledding Sucks
That giant fireball in the sky is attempting to burn the skin off of your body. You’re shorthanded at work, trying to cover for everyone’s vacations. The snowpack is at a season…
July 5th, 2018 | Marty Anderson
The Early Days of Mountain Riding: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly…Mostly the Ugly
While it is hard to comprehend someone going through life without knowing that the Beastie Boys fought for their right to party, here are a few other things that this new generation…
April 10th, 2018 | Matthew Mallory
Do You Suffer From FOMO? aka Fear of Missing Out
If you find yourself regularly suffering from cold sweats, uncontrollable shaking or an agitated state leading you to constantly peer at your phone for weather and social media updates, then there is…